Lauren bei Ellen - Transcript und Download

Hier ist nun das Originaltranscript von Lauren Auftritt in der "Ellen Degeneres Show" am 27. September. Ihr könnt den Auftritt HIER downloaden, das Video ist im *.wmv-Format und auf den gängigen Windows-Playern anzusehen. Es ist knapp 8MB groß.

ACHTUNG: Lauren erzählt über einige wichtige Dinge, die in Staffel 5 passieren, wenn Ihr also nicht wissen wollt, wie es weitergeht, solltet Ihr die kursiven Passagen lieber nicht lesen...

Lauren Graham in der "Ellen Degeneres Show" - 27.09.2004

(Credit: oywllalrdy - Fanforum.com)

Ellen: Well, we always have fun whenever our first guest stops by. This year marks the fifth season of the WB hit show "Gilmore Girls.” Please welcome back to the show, Lauren Graham.

*"Girls Wanna Have Fun” plays*

Lauren Graham: *sits on Ellen Cabbage Patch Doll* Ellen I just sat on you. That was so weird. Look how cute she is.

E: Isn’t it adorable?

LG: Yeah, but see I kind of have this face already. So if you made a Cabbage Patch Doll of me it would be, like, really puffy.

E: You’d have to really exaggerate that.

LG: Yeah.

E: Why do you think – you don’t have a face like that.

LG: I have that nose, though. Look how short and Irish.

E: No.

LG: I know. I have it more than you do.

E: Yeah, well, yeah. Um, all right.

LG: All right.

E: Let’s keep it in nice condition, someone’s gonna buy this thing.

LG: I know. I’m sorry that I sat on top of her.

E: That’s all right. I love that there’s a little joke *Lauren starts laughing* It wasn’t funny but I loved it. *Lauren laughs harder* You wanna start the bid?

LG: Yeah, I’ll start the bidding. I’ll start the bidding. Do we have a bid out already?

E: No. Starting means you’d be the first. *Lauren laughs*

LG: Something happens to me… Something happens to me in this chair. Um, I would like to start the bid at, uh…

E: Don’t play dumb. I saw you be smart on the poker thing.

LG: Oh, that was frightening wasn’t it? Um…I um..

E: Start at five thousand.

LG: I will start it at seventy-five hundred. *Audience laughs*

E: All right.

LG: They don’t believe me.

E: Well, that’s an infant, we’ll see.

LG: Well that’s – I think that’s a reasonable start.

E: Someone said it’s a one-of-a-kind.

LG: It’s a one-of-a-kind.

E: It was made especially for me.

LG: It’s worth the cause.

E: It’s for a really good cause, but that sounds like a good bid.

LG: All right.

E: You may buy it.

LG: All right.

E: You gotta save your money ‘cause you just bought a new house.

LG: I did buy a new house and, um, it’s a money pit, actually.

E: All houses are.

LG: I – are – I didn’t know that. I didn’t know that you could have a flood, and um, like, a tree problem, and rats all before you moved in. I haven’t even moved in.

E: Is it – how old is the house?

LG: It was built in 1916.

E: Oh.

LG: So, the rats are really old. *Laughs* But, yeah, it’s a lot of work. You’ve been working on house, too, right?

E: Yeah, for a long, long time.

LG: Yeah, but you have a bobcat, right?

E: Yes.

LG: Which is, like, a cool animal to be infested with.

E: You don’t have rats that way.

LG: Right, Maybe I would borrow your bobcat.

E: If we could catch it.

LG: Ok.

E: It’s very sneaky.

LG: You can come over to my house.

E: It’s survived in the neighborhood.

LG: Wow.

E: I can’t believe this bobcat, and there’s gotta be other bobcats, there just can’t be one.

LG: Ri – well, ok.

E: So you’ve seen the rats or seen the remnants?

LG: Oh I don’t see the rats. No, no.

E: The how do you know?

LG: Well, I, uh, I have a rat, you know, professional who tells me about them. (Laughs)

E: I have a rat professional.

LG: So glamorous.

E: It’s gonna be "It’s Good To Be…

LG: Yes, right. *Laughs*

E: …Lauren Graham.” "She’s got a rat professional.”

LG: He knows so much about rats and mainly he knows that I have them and um, but then I like to think that, you know, he takes them and puts them through, like, college, you know, treats them to a nice dinner or something ‘cause then they’re just not there anymore.

E: Yeah, that’s what I’m starting to do with my gophers. I don’t wanna know about it, just get rid of them. They’re destroying my land.

LG: But they’re so cute, kind of-

E: They’re adorable. But now they know I’m Switzerland and they have all come.

LG: Right.

E: So anyway, but the house is – so how much longer is it until you can move in?

LG: It’s very soon. It’s like two weeks from now and I’m terribly disorganized. I’m just dreading the whole thing, so I guess I’ll get moving professionals as well.

E: Yes.

LG: Hopefully the rats will be gone by the time I move in.

E: Well, once you move in – its been empty and rats tend to be in places that are vacant.

LG: Well – I have – is that true?

E: Yes, we that’s – yeah.

LG: New York. How do you explain New York City, then? They’re crawling with rats and crawling with people.

E: I’m not a rat professional. *Lauren laughs* I’m just saying.

LG: Right.

E: You ask him that; not me.

LG: Ok, I will.

E: I couldn’t have all the answers.

LG: I was hoping ‘cause I have a new dog who’s a huge, huge dog...

E: Is this your dog? *grabs picture*

LG: Yes, that’s my dog.

E: I was wondering ‘cause I had a picture of a dog here and, uh, look how cute!

LG: Isn’t she cute?

E: And where’d you get her?

LG: I got her from the German Shepard Rescue. Los Angeles. And, uh, *Audience applauses* Oh thanks. And, so, I was a little nervous ‘cause I haven’t had a dog in a long time. ‘maybe I should go through getting a dog another way,’ and she is the best animal I ever had. She is so smart, she is so nice, she’s so smart, and they’re so thankful, you know, to get out of doggie prison. I mean it’s nice there, don’t get me wrong, but, um, you know, it was kinda like as close as I hope I’ll ever come to Internet dating because I looked online and I saw a picture and it was kinda like, you know, you can look at all the animals and read their descriptions, like, "Pepe like chewing and barking,” and you’re like, "I think Pepe’s cute,” you know, kinda like that.

E: Right.

LG: And there was a dog-of-the-month who I’m gonna change her name, ok? She was the dog-of-the-month, she was their favorite dog like employee-of-the-month, you know?

E: Right.

LG: And, um, so you would think she was really special.

E: Well, dog-of-the-month.

LG: Dog-of-the-month.

E: Yeah.

LG: You would think she had run for that and um, so I got there and I was like, "I’m interested in your dog-of-the-month, you know, Sam.” And they were like, "Yeah, our dog-of-the-month is our favorite dog, we really like her, and she got in a fight with another dog and that dog’s not alive anymore.”

E: Oh.

LG: It’s a homicidal-dog-of-the-month! If find that strange.

E: Yeah, that’s not, uh, you think dog-of-the-month is a good thing.

LG: Yeah, but it’s not.

E: So are they still trying to find a home for that dog that killed another dog?

LG: I don’t know but that’s not dog – but I took home the lovely Hannah.

E: Yeah and now that is a good point ‘cause any kind of pure bred you want they have kind of rescue organizations.

LG: Which I didn’t know.

E: Yeah, you can rescue a dog, any kind of dog you’re looking for. They have rescue places.

LG: And actually, Internet is a great source that way because if it’s not right in your area they lead you to where they are.

E: Yeah.

LG: And I wanted ‘cause they’re so smart. They’re just a wonderful breed.

E: Yeah, and you can just punch in: I want a dog that doesn’t kill other dogs.

LG: Right.

E: And they’ll lead you to those dogs.

LG: Right.

E: Hey, we have to take a quick break, but we’ll come back.

LG: Oh, good, good.

*BREAK*

*Clip from tonight’s episode*

E: We’re back with Lauren Graham. All right, so this is the fifth season and is it happy is it a place right now?

LG: It’s happy. It’s the fifth year, it’s the longest I’ve ever had any job ever, like, of any kind, you know. So five years, that’s amazing, to me, for me, and my family. But its fun but now I have to start making out with people. You know, I’m making out now with, like, my long-time – where we were almost about to make out for five years and now we’re actually making out and it’s just very strange when you start making out with people when, like, they didn’t take you to dinner; they didn’t, like, you know; he didn’t have to, like, you know, really woo me at all. He just shows up and we - we make out.

E: So you’ve known this guy – he’s your cast member?

LG: Yes, Scott Patterson, he’s in my cast and then we go from being like "Hey, what’s up?” *raises fist and punches the air like it’s someone’s arm* to like, you know, *make weird noise and motions like making out* it’s, like, weird. I don’t know why I was punching him before and I don’t know why this *repeats hand motions again from making visual* is how we’re making out, but that’s how it is.

E: Well, now I’m gonna watch it because, you know, *mimics Lauren’s make out hand motions* that. That sounds passionate. Um, but, you know, it is acting.

LG: Oh right.

E: You know, yeah.

LG: Yes, I know, but still, you get to know someone so well, you know, and it’s like, I mean, I don’t know, it’s a strange family there and suddenly…

E: Believe me, I get it, it’s just as weird as can be that you just make out with somebody. It’s "acting.” *Air quotes the word "acting”*

LG: Yeah, you know, like, no flowers or candy later, you know? It does make you feel kind of weird, like, "Ok, bye, see ya. Make out with you again tomorrow.”

E: Yeah.

LG: It’s weird.

E: Prepares you for life. Um, so, uh, hey, so you just finished a move with Vin Diesel?

LG: Yes, Vin Diesel. Um, ok, and he’s an actor guy, and I actually had one stunt in the movie and, um, it’s called "The Pacifier,” and I was so excited because, you know, all you hear is how actors are always talking about how they do their own stunts, they do their own stunts, and I was gonna be one of those actors until they didn’t even ask me they just hired, like, a stunt person to do this really kinda easy thing and it was so embarrassing and then she got injured on the day we were shooting the stunt, doing this really east stunt, and she was a professional, and, you know, and so I got to do my own stunt.

E: Well, can you do it?

LG: Can I do it?

E: What is it?

LG: Ok. *Stands up*

E: Wait.

LG: No, I’m not gonna hurt myself, and I’m in a heel.

E: What happens to this? *Holds up a microphone box*

LG: Oh, this goes like that. *Clips box on back of pants* So I’m just gonna…well, I can’t really do the stund because I had to jump off a wall and I had to kick somebody in the back, and you have the rest of the show to do so I don’t wanna give the – so it was like, I’ll do it, I’ll do the whole stunt but you have to pretend that I’m on a wall.

E: Ok.

LG: All right.

E: You’re on a wall, we get it.

LG: I’m on a wall and the criminal’s down here. *Points to an area around her feet*

E: He’s down there.

LG: He down there.

E: By this time we’re all in trouble.

LG: Wait. That’ not gonna work. *Gets on chair* Ok, like this. Ready?

E: No. Be careful. What are you doing?

LG: It’s ok. It’s all right. It’s like that. *Jumps of chair and kicks in the air* Except I was warmed up and it was a much higher kick and I wasn’t in a difficult pant leg. *Sits down*

E: Here’s some ice.

LG: Thank you. That was very painful. *Laughs*

E: All right. Oh man.

LG: But wasn’t that exciting?

E: Oh yeah.

LG: I mean, if I could do my own stunts. *Laughs*

E: No, no, it was very –

LG: I would do them all the time.

E: Oh, you’ll get work like crazy after this.