Der Bro Code

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Der "Bro Code" hat für Barney mehr Gewicht als irgendwelche Gesetze oder religiösen Vorschriften, er ist für ihn das wichtigste Element, um seine Freundschaft zu Ted (und Marshall) am Leben zu halten und er besteht darauf, dass auch seine beiden besten Freunde sich an diesen Kodex halten, was sie bisher auch immer getan haben, ohne Ausnahme. Doch da dieser Kodex nicht nur für die drei Freunde gilt, sondern für alle Bros auf der Welt, hat Barney den sogenannten "Guide To Being a Bro" entwickelt und alle unausgesprochenen Gesetze zwischen Bros niedergeschrieben.

Um Barneys Wunsch nachzugehen, den "Bro Code" von Generation zu Generation weiterzugeben, haben wir hier alle bisher erwähnten Ausschnitte aus dem "Bro Code" für euch zusammengefasst. Wer den kompletten "Bro Code" zu Hause haben möchte, kann ihn sich jetzt bestellen.


§1
Bros before Hoes.

§26
A bro will in a timely manner alert his bro to the existence of a girl-fight.

§34
Bros can not make eye contact during the devil's three-way.

§53
A bro will when ever possible provide his bro with protection.

§56
A Bro shall never reveal the score of a sporting event to another Bro until that Bro has thrice confirmed it's cool.

§57
A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro/chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.

§58
If a Bro, for whatever reason, becomes aware of another Bro's girlfriend's birthday and/or anniversary date, he shall endeavor to make that information available to his Bro, regardless of whether he thinks his Bro already knows.

§59
One Bro makes a solo attack.
A second Bro provides a crutch.
A third Bro rounds out the pack.
But a forth Bro is one too much.

§60
Should a Bro be near to closing with a girl, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired autonome, up to and including the seduction of said girl's wildy unattractive cousin/friend/mother.

§61
A Bro shall honor thy father and mother.

§62
In the event that two Bros accquire the same target, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Should the dry spells be of equal length, a game of discreet roshambo shall determine the outcome.

§63
In a scenario in which two or more Bros are engaged in entertainment of adult variety, one Bro is forbidden from intentionally or unintentionally touching another Bro in ANY capacity, including but not limited to: the high-five, the fist bump, or the congratulatory gluteal pat. Winking is also kind of a no-no.

§64
A Bro must provide his Bro with a ticket to an event if said event involves the second Bro's favorite sports team in a playoff scenario.

§65
A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drink(s) among Bros with the proviso that no existing wager supersedes this purchase and exchange of spirits.

§66
If a Bro suffers pain due to the permanent dissolution of a relationship with a lady friend, a Bro shall offer nothing mare than a "that sucks, man" and copious quantities of beer. A Bro will also refrain from pejorative commenraty - derserved or not - regarding said lady friend for a period of three months, when the requisite BACKSLIDE WINDOW has closed.

§67
Should a Bro pick up a guitar at a party and commence playing, another Bro shall point out that he is a tool.

§68
If a Bro be on a hot streak, another Bro will do everything possible to ensure its longevity, even if that includes jeopardizing his own records, the missing of work, or temporary immigration to a foreign country.

§77
A Bro never cries.

§87
A bro shall at all times say yes.

§89
A Bro may never pursue the mom of another Bro.

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Annika Leichner - myFanbase

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